But I don't have the drugs to sort

oh please god let them let Matt beat the living shit out of his kit

MARRY ME! (don't tell my wife)

HipsterDBag sounds like Brooklyn's version of Antiques Roadshow? anyway, laughing at my desk now, thanks

My friend had a dream the other night that we got Metallica to play at my parents' house in LA and we were hanging out with James and Jason (he dreamed the Newsted era I guess) and he said it was the most chill dream ever.

has he?

ann03 you just made me go track down "Head Over Heels" and I'd forgotten how great it is, so thanks! who knew The Go-Go's had such love on the AVC?

Great bar on Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn named . . . wait for it . . . Last Exit

I don't have the drugs to sort it out

yes. and Mike Muir is about as wide and buff as he is short. this was on the sound platform at a show in Dec 1992 with Pearl Jam, Nirvana and Red Hot Chili Peppers at the LA Sports Arena. Me and my two friends started out with shitty scalped tickets and ended up sneaking down over the sets to the sound platform for…

I love ST, and was listening to How can I Laugh Tomorrow When I Can't Even Smile Today a lot a few months ago and was amazed at how good it still sounds. Anyone wondering where to start with them, that would be my bet.

John Semley FTW. Though you almost lost me by admitting that you sometimes argue that Kill 'Em All is the only good Metallica album. Given that I'm 8 years older than you are, I'll let it slide. This time.

seriously, Cheese? you have *nothing* to add?

totally agree with this, Cowgirl is great. I remember going to their actual store in Point Reyes Station and dropping way too many twenties for a fucking bag of cheese, but man, was that good.

Hooch is Crazy: Karen Russell is shit. The rest of your list is approved.

Let's try this one again, AV Club:

madlybadly — I used regular sugar

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!

God, I say that to myself just about every day. I love that skit.

Margarita recipe