I feel like ?uestlove would make an awesome B.A.

But HOW COME????

I'm also write copy for an ad agency, but we do professional pharma ads so we're even less cool and hip than our consumer brethren. I can't speak for the consumer world, but the gender roles thing doesn't apply here at all. At least (the very least) 60% of the employees at my agency are female, including the CEO and…

I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not, but I was horrified. I need to keep reminding myself that all women aren't like that, but it gets harder and harder. I know men are just as horrible, but that I can deal with…

I, too, have never seen the Road Warrior or Mad Max films. A few minutes here or there on HBO or whatever but I haven't given them a fair shot. But in my defense, most of the promo shots are just dudes in revealing leather outfits and masks chaining other dudes in similar garb to vehicles and whatnot. It just looks…

It reminded me the cover of Billy Joel's River of Dreams.

Frank Grimes - or Grimey, as he liked to be called…

So your soul is a combination of my Sunday mornings and Saturday nights?

White guys talking like white guys sound like this, but black guys talking like white guys sound like THIS

P is an AV Club commenter who did not mention that T.O. also played for the 49ers.

I hate him for being my second round fantasy pick. "Hey, I stole Braylon Edwards and Brandon Marshall last year and they led me to a championship. Why don't I totally violate my RB obsession and pick those guys back to back in rounds 2 & 3." Yeah, I'm an idiot. Wound up with a team that dug a huge hole early and then…

T.O. in: That's My TV Show! *sobs*

@littlealex: Giants fan myself, couldn't be happier about the Cards upset since I live with Eagles fans. Big Blue needs to make a push for Anquan or Housh, and I'd like to see them draft one of the WRs in the late-first/second round (nice bonus having the Saints pick for Shockey in the 2nd) since this is really a deep…

Tonight, Jay's guests will be Patrick Duffy… and Joey Lawrence!

Your tits are Space Mountain. Your ass is the Runaway Train.

My mom would never cuddle with me after sex. I guess that's why I have intimacy issues…

Is this the wrong place to go on a rabid anti-Mailer diatribe?

The things nerds pay attention to…

Fuck that, it's Friday. Like whatever you want. I'm gonna get high and watch Batman: The Animated Series…

Relief
I was just about to throw away the script for my Roger Lodge biopic. Good thing I read this review, this is not what I expected! Now I just need a new title, any suggestions? I'm thinking either "Blind Fate: Roger Lodge and the American Dream" or "Quips Ahoy! The Roger Lodge Story". Regardless, it will be…