In the first movie, they had to scan something in order to be able to turn into it. I have no idea if that principle has held up through the subsequent movies.

It's a phase Chris Jericho went through in the late 1990s.

Wait . . . is "asbestos trutherism" some sort of metaphor or is there an actual such thing and if there is what is it?

You're right! All the Gory stuff in the first verse threw me off.
But more realistically, Chavo Jr. traveled the world with his uncle by his side.

How is it an oblique reference? It's the same title with Herve instead of Andre.

Does he have a yacht with a pool on it AND a pool with a yacht in it yet?

Was really expecting this guy:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AGrX…

It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is an English/Filipino/French little person who was also a famous actor.

The song is about Chavo Sr.

"objectively silly" would be a better descriptor than "objectively dumb," as the core conceit of pretending to be an athletic competition is pretty absurd, but doing it well basically requires a combination of solid fundamental writing, directing, and acting skills all at the same time.

Sunset flip: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
The flipper's face does indeed come into extremely close proximity to the flippee's crotchal/lower cheekal region.

Great, now I'm hearing the bishop from The Princess Bride as a women's wrestling announcer.

It's hot as the devil's balls and dry as a witches' tit.

Upvoted for fantods.

That looks like a pic of Cruz's conception.

Also Breihan's "A History of Violence"

"dudestress" is sitting right there.

"Next year is the tenth, which makes me feel super old"
You sweet summer child.

95% of the married women I know on FB keep their maiden name in their profile. Some (mostly the academics) hyphenate, others don't, some throw middle names and a nickname into the bargain so their profile names sound like a Spanish aristocrat.

Please tell me that's an intentional Tombstone quote. If it's not, don't tell me.