For one thing he'd never adopt a Jewish name in order to increase business.

Turnip/Banana 2020. The campaign starts now.

Do not believe him! He is not the law!

I don't think he's even been to Redwood.

He picked that one because he couldn't pronounce it. He knows God works in unpronounceable ways, so that had to be the best choice.

He's from Nebraska, which is kinda the South of the dead center of the country.

"Pastoral" also includes the word "pastor," which is of course a solid Christian word.

That's unfair to B.I.G. Biggie's reputation always rested chiefly on his vocal talent, and it was well-burnished before his death. I really want to get into this further, but I don't have time at the moment; in short, Biggie v. Tupac was always a bit of a disingenuous comparison and said more about their respective…

Yogi Bear 3D

"Trigger warning: fuck you"

He definitely looks like he doesn't sleep much, or at all.

T2 Linda Hamilton looked like she'd been through some shit.

I grew up in the woods in Louisiana myself, and (probably as a result) I'm a sucker for stories with deep ties to peculiar, off-the-beaten-path places; TD season 1 scratched that itch hard.

Nobody bitches about the designated hitter anymore. Situational relief pitchers are the bane of baseball purity in these troubling times.

Hanlon's, but we're talking about a simpleton so the mistake is understandable.

"I feel like my train of thought got away from me there."
Take that Dunning & Kruger, you incompetent jerks!

That's horseshit, which watching the very program reviewed here would disprove. Bird was a huge trash-talker and showboat, it was just that he showboated on such a level that really only the other players could tell. Showboating and putting your team in the best position to win are not mutually exclusive enterprises.

"Do you like watching live gladiatorial combat at the Colosseum?"

Although Ice Cube trying to channel NWA Cube whenever he does one of these, despite not having been that guy for many years now, makes me kinda tired. It sort-of worked for the Raiders-in-LA 30 for 30, but both he and Wahlberg really leaning into their respective stereotypical accents—well, it's not so bad that it…

If anything in this life is certain—if history has taught us anything—it's that death can kill anybody.