BD Wong is fantastic.

Yes.

Turtle sucks, pretty much. If you're going to eat reptile, snake or alligator are better choices.

I don't think turning only male children was the Night King's personal preference, it was just that Craster only offered his sons and kept his daughters for himself. As for the rest, most wights are so decayed it's pretty much impossible to determine if they were male or female. The wildling woman who was one of the…

I was talking to my parents Saturday night and the eclipse came up, particularly the fact that this will be a super-rare opportunity to see four different planets in the sky at the same time. I wondered about the physics of being able to see, say, Venus and Jupiter at the same time (answer: lots of right angles and…

Uh, Pence doesn't fuck. He and Mother Pence "have relations" with the lights out and pajamas on just like God likes it.

It's not difficult to explain liking anime. I think what you mean is that it's difficult to justify liking anime.

Pre-Sharknado SyFy originals. The super-self-aware stuff loses its charms: give me something like Piranhaconda featuring Michael Madsen firing his agent with every line, or Jeremy and Jason London alternating movies so that I never notice they're actually two dudes and therefore occasionally think that Jeremy London…

One particular formulation (probably the most recognizable one, yes) is attributed to him, but it's hardly like he was the first to say, "Hey, these ideas are in direct conflict with each other." It's kind of like attributing the elegy as a genre to Thomas Gray because he authored one of the more notable examples.

Epicurus didn't come up with it either

IT's more about the "unplug it then plug it back in" method

Southpaw apes have a natural curve to their poop flinging.

I have a theory that we use the word "theory" generally when we really mean "hypothesis" because "theory" is shorter and easier to say

But if cousins exist, why are there still grandparents?

A little, although not to that kind of extent.

It requires a level of stupidity that cannot for a nanosecond recognize itself. Even Forrest Gump knew he wasn't a smart man, for Christ's sake.

Generally speaking, yeah, but them apples? That's another matter.

I think I'd feel a little bit better if I had reason to believe there was some sort of ideology behind the behavior (the post-toppling assaults on the statue), even an anarchist one. I don't think it's a "right thing for wrong reasons" case either, because the "right thing" had been accomplished once the statue was…

I don't think tearing down the specific property that spurred the protest to begin with is even escalation. Everything (minus Wu-Tang guy, naturally) from bearded guy spitting on and flipping off the already-toppled statue on was kinda stupid, though.

Jaime was never in the line of succession.