Hell, I'd never heard of them until this past week, and I literally have not seen a single comment anywhere along the lines of, "This sounds totally out of character," but plenty of some variation on, "This seems totally believable" from people acquainted with this person.

Did they say what they allegedly did to them? Is it still a they said, they said situation, or do they have some fairly solid evidence that there's some substance to these allegations?

I tend to assume people lump Allen in because of Soon-Yi, which is entirely its own kettle of creepy fish. But the typical AV Club commenter is probably far more likely to be aware of the Dylan Farrow accusations than the general public would be, so maybe that's not the case here.

I'm getting really weary of everything needing an origin story these days.

Aliens is great. Alien is perfect.

That is one of the Voxiest headlines I've ever seen.

One of the sadder upvotes I've given 'round these parts.

Older than me, so: approved.

Also known as Elmer Fudd Syndwome.

From her performance on the show, so did she.

Hell, it would even find you!

Yeah, I've gotten up from my desk in the other room to change the channel because 2BG came on. The only worse non-Charlie Sheen sitcom I've personally seen any of in probably a decade or better was Dr. Ken. At least Kat Dennings' couldn't-be-arsed performance was kind of a reassurance that someone involved probably…

It's more the rich AND famous thing (and also there's a difference between having rich relatives and being one of the most in-demand performers in your profession). Not many comics do come from genuinely lower-income backgrounds; sure, they all have their stories about being starving aspiring comedians, but genuinely…

Meh, I was conditioned to accept my inferiority at multiplayer FPSes by a younger brother who was a goddamned prodigy at Goldeneye.

Hey, if it's good enough for Tim Whatley

I like pizza. I LIKE it!

"But to turn you inside out"
And then it exploded.

"even the Nazi chick from Last Crusade had spirit"
Alison Doody can ransack my room whenever she pleases

To boldly go where . . . ever the plot needs us to be conveniently close to.

That makes sense. I have a pretty high bar for clutter personally (but not professionally though; I find it weird myself just how opposite myself I am in terms of work space vs. living space), and it does occasionally lead to thoughts like, "Just how fine a line is there between 'books and papers taking up most of…