You really don't even have to figure in Penn. I did notice you left out Connery though.

Big Sean isn't even big though!

I agree with your principle there, but the point of Clown Under Your Bed's joke was that Hannity would sexually harass goats, not women.

It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings.

To be fair to your Rottweiler, pretty much every non-rattlesnake species on Earth has been genetically conditioned to fly into panic at the sound of rattlesnake rattles.

"Get Back" takes place in an alternate timeline.

I'm picturing a snake doing the excited full-body tail wag dogs do, and it's fucking terrifying.

He's WWE's house elf. If you see him wearing pants, that's how you know he's being released from his contract.

You don't find snek, snek finds you:
http://i.imgur.com/kHqRhzJ.png

I grew up in an area thick with them too (northern Louisiana) and always heard that they were not only venomous, but also highly aggressive. The times I encountered one (knowingly, at least), they took off like pretty much any other wild animal. Cottonmouths, on the other hand . . . I got chased up the bank on more…

"We're gonna need a bigger gravy boat."

I contracted Black Plague letting rodents do my dishes.

It's not just your iPhone, I'm getting the same on my laptop. Probably need to update a plugin, but dammit my workday's over.

Exactly. Not just boob, though. But lots of boob.
It's kinda like how the Derek Zoolander Center was primarily for kids who can't read good, but it was still also for kids who want to do other stuff good, too.

Oh, plenty of people have been willing to tackle that. Like most people who send their kids to private schools.

Alex Jones?

I have a shocking revelation for you concerning antebellum plantation owners.

I think you meant the GOP doesn't know how to governate.

They're regressive. We should just start calling them that openly as often as possible.

I think you've wandered off YouTube to a different 'Tube