Perhaps he could interest you in a customized jersey. Only 89.99!

Backward. Which, for them, means on their faces.

Reading AVClub on the john: tablet > laptop
Everything else: laptop > tablet

"the class they paid for"
If for no other reason, I'm for tuition-free college so this bullshit argument can die a gory death.

It's not for Jesus' lack of presence on Facebook. Dude has like four hundred accounts.

They're things Ted wrote. They don't fit the definition of "words."

It's upside down.

And hats off indoors.

Can't we just let 2 Broke Girls continue to go unmentioned in general?

I don't think they were ever even on the radar of the real conservative base.

"the lies and hatred they have cultivated in their easily herded
followers finally proves to be nothing but sound and fury, signifying
nothing?"
It's pretty much the inevitable result. They had a good thing* going, and ruined it by getting what they wanted.

At least Beck admitted he has brain damage.

The full go home sequence: whip into the corner, yell, Stinger Splash, yell, Scorpion Death Drop, yell, Scorpion Deathlock

Sandusky's in prison until he's 98 at the very least, but of course he committed the far more heinous crime of making Joe Paterno look bad.

You don't buy tickets for the taking-clothes-off part. You buy tickets for the rubbing-chili-on part that follows.

Ultra Mega Chicken?

Four bowls of coke, to be exact.

Hmm? Hmmmm? HMMMMMMMMM?

Close, careful examination reveals no instance of the word "butt" in that title, so no

Shit, Dirtbike's chasin' the waterfall again.