Jesus Shitkicking Christ.

Bravissimo

"charismatic chili eater"
Hmm, if I work on the "charismatic" part, I think I may have discovered a new career opportunity!

On Alex Jones, the second button IS the neck button.

There's always the pantsless variation.
And, for some odd reason, the king of all insane rants, the shoeless rant.

He's like the dimwit actor who reads the stage directions out loud.

Half a star is the minimum.

If it's the video I'm looking at, I'm not going to sift through nearly four hours to find out if Rogan buys into this stuff but
A) Rogan's big into "defending free speech," so I could buy Rogan standing up for Jones's schtick without buying into it
B) Rogan's kinda conspiracy-inclined, although to my knowledge he tends…

In most cases, this one a particularly prime example, I don't think it takes a whole lot of effort from the feature to make the interviewee sound like an asshole.

I don't think it's necessary to have trypophobia to be pretty disturbed by those images.

Soviet Estonian Bossanova sounds like part of a Stefon bit.

I guess we'll never know.

I'm not sure what else you would expect; the history of conspiracy theories basically starts with blaming the Jews.

A commenter on a message board I frequented in the early 00's had an avatar that was a variation featuring 70's martial arts/blacksploitation star Jim Kelly (Black Belt Jones, Enter the Dragon). I've been unable to find a copy of that image since :(

Yeah, it's a label that gets tossed about pretty freely. I'd say the Manson trial is a legit contender though, along with Leopold & Loeb, Scopes, and O.J.

Do even big names pull major money for stage roles?

Even then, a lot of the non-movie segments (at least in the 3 episodes I've watched so far) have a YouTube fan-video feel to them (which is saying something considering the original show was basically YouTube-fan-video in terms of production). And there's a near-frustrating More jokes! MORE JOKES! MOOOOOOOORRRREEE…

Well, there's the fact that the someone he was trying to help out was a shitty matchmaking service. I'm sorry, a matchmaking service.

Between the crooked nose and swollen knucks, looks like Carly's been in her share of scraps. That's pretty hot actually, I like 'em fighty

With that muscular build and full head of hair he doesn't really need any shirts! Also fuck him and full head of hair my ass.