Maybe the audience saw it unironically because the cast was incapable of playing it ironically.
The answer is yes, that is what happened.

Ugh, Friedberg & Seltzer. Fuck those two, and I mean that sincerely.

I gotta give Arby's some credit for getting Ving Rhames.

Carl's Jr. just changes its name to Hardees somewhere along the way east. It's still the same chain.

Burger King's fries are terrible, but you don't like pickles or mustard, so why am I arguing this with you.
The only fast food fries worse than BK's are In-n-Out's.

I don't need so much butter on my burger, Jack-in-the-Box. I don't need *any* butter on my burger, matter of fact.

Pickles and mustard sounds like the fundamental definition of getting it right

It's . . . you know . . . I mean, what happened? Fifty years ago we could go to the fucking moon, now we can't. THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK, SCIENCE

Eh, the big difference between Wendy's burgers and the other fast food giants' is the corners. Their chicken sandwiches, on the other hand . . .

Counterpoint: it's overly obvious satire that none of the cast can pull off. Not even NPH, who was still several years away from the kind of smirky self-awareness that could have helped.

Wing Commander.

The real Gay Agenda is just figuring out how to justify fucking people you loathe, isn't it?

"They're terrible at drawing, but they're pretty solid at construction-paper collage"
- The Chainsmokers' kindergarten teacher

It's a Mad Lib?

*Person I've never heard of is cited as reason other people I've never heard of are famous*
I don't even have a lawn, and I want you off of it.

It is right there in the username, after all.

Church's is the bottom of the bucket of fast-food chicken. KFC may (or may not, but maybe may) be rat, but it's at least semi-competently fried rat.

That would have been Rise of Cobra, right? Might be my worst theater-seen movie as well; went with my brothers out of nostalgia for the old toys/cartoons and got just bland dumbness.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you actually lost that newspaper contest.

Church's chicken? Dear God, the horror.