Upvoted for pointing out that Robert Duvall salvages just about anything.

Dune is a baffling mess but I still get sucked into it anytime I pass it on cable.

34 seasons? Jesus Christ, do they do more than one a year?

Baboons are basically the 1997-2002-era Mike Tyson of the animal kingdom.

Horses are generally OK with humans, and the ones that aren't are more likely to be skittish than aggressive. The issue is that what constitutes a "fuck off, leave me alone" gesture from one horse to another constitutes a "fuck your life and well-being" devastating assault from a horse to a human. Like Waltzy said,…

Well, at least not the gold and bronze medalists.

The support of Jerry Falwell makes Trump far more analogous to The Walking Dead than the reviewer here suggests.

Xavier is literally the original lame X-Man.

Yes.

While Mass Effect does keep its major characters' races solidly humanoid, they do also throw in some distinctly non-humanoid alien races as well. The Elcor and Hanar indicate to me that someone on the ME team was thinking about this very concept.

I had an undergrad class with a girl from South Africa, and one day before class she was on the phone with a relative and speaking Afrikaans. For a bit I thought she was speaking in English, because I wasn't really trying to listen just hearing it peripherally, then it dawned on me that I didn't understand a single…

Sorry to disappoint, but I believe Prince debunked the pancakes part. It was waffles.

Tyree in Mad Real World might be my favorite.

If you notice, he shot him below the waist, so it's not attempted murder. That was smart thinking on Quills' part.

Well, if I ever get a cat, there's its name.

So . . . sexlexia is the thing where you stutter whenever describing your sexual fantasies?

You're talking about Kanye there. The idea that Kanye takes Kanye completely seriously AT ALL TIMES is a joke unto itself.

His head and feet are average sized, it's just that the rest of him is tiny.

The Thong Song is almost old enough to go to a strip club.

Give us back one-teen!