Sure. Snow Globe.

Was it "the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side"?

http://www.dailymotion.com/…

Obviously it's a sex act that appears more athletic than it actually is.

Assuming there's some sort of creationism/young earth aspect to it. You'd think, at first, that this no forests stuff would reject young earth ideas, but then there's the mention of a nuclear war in the 19th century which just removes all bets.

That's why we really go to the tiger show. You don't go to see somebody be safe with tigers; you go, thinking in the back of your mind, "this n**** might get bit. I'd like to see that in person for 35 dollars if I could." - Dave Chappelle

To summarize what you guys are getting at, there's an enormous gulf between "maybe there were other people involved in JFK's assassination" and "Alex Jones sees demons when he looks at Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton"

It's only terrible if you expect it to be good.

but only about things like how vampires get their kicks

> Steven Dorff is true of so many things, though. I want to like Blade. I want to like Blade a lot. But Steven Dorff is in it, and therefore I cannot rewatch it.

Nice catch, Hayes; don't ever fucking do it again.

"whoever threw him out probably figured he'd just die in a few years anyway."
Russell's character in Soldier is unequivocally *not* a replicant. We see him as a kid being selected and trained; the soldiers in this world aren't artificial, they're—in the case of Russell's generation—trained & conditioned from very…

I shouldn't have immediately responded with name-calling, either. "Presentation" does sound more . . . formalized than what I was going for, but "delivery" doesn't quite cover it.

How is that stupid shit? It's just an observation, one that you apparently agree is true. I wasn't saying it to say that I'm tired of his act, elsewhere I've said I still find him funny. I was merely pointing out that there are reasons why even an act where the specific material changes completely every couple of…

She had me at AJ's hair.

or whichever Uso Naomi's married to

The supernatural stuff is just unnecessary as well. Why isn't being a sinister psycho cult leader enough?

WWE crowds occasionally find ways to be worse than WWE.
Kurt Angle might single-handedly save RAW. "You suck" might legitimately be the most affectionate wrestling chant ever.
On the one hand, I want The Revival vs. American Alpha forever, but on the other hand, The Revival vs. the Hardys might be the best polar…

It's the part of the ledge you fall off of.

It's the sailing ship on the bottle.