My favorite so far has been plane crash ("Flugzeugabsturz"—I will never forget this if I forget every other German word), which literally translates "flying-thing-total-fall"

"science has not yet credited image editing software can make it look like"
Perhaps investing in education could yield such an elusive thing as an AVClub article devoid of these kinds of errors.

Gamergate made me glad that's how I already was about my own gaming. I'd kind of drifted out of pretty intensive online gaming by that point. I still play a few games online from time to time, and some of the stuff in some of those chats is just ugh.

Those aren't counterexamples.

Humanism is saying you want to make your own decisions rather than following "God's will." Satanism is making the decision to be an insufferable ass about it.

Tell me. I'm in a graduate German translation course right now, and separable prefixes are the god damn devil.

It's literally Storm Leader, which is even cooler than how the writer translates it here.

You can literally just keep stringing German words together to make new words. There's a reason German has a word for everything, and it's that they cheat.

Dammit, now the Broken Hardys joke I made earlier makes no sense!

You left out Satanist Muslim prez.

"There's no Central Bureau to clear bands for their political and moral sensibilities."
Yeah, my question is, who is it that is supposed to address this unaddressed problem? It's one thing to write an article examining troubling trends in one subculture or another, but a title like this one has troubling implications…

They've always been one of the most durable sneaker brands I've ever worn, and I've worn pretty much all of them. They're also comfortable for long periods on your feet, which is why people in professions requiring long periods on your feet (medical professionals, teachers, etc.) are more likely to wear NB (at least…

Then there are "other" "people" who "treat" quotation marks like emphasis "markers"

It's pronounced SKORRTCH

The Broken Hardys gimmick appears to be going in unexpected directions.

While the circumstances do seem to indicate that some sort of misconduct took place, there's a significant gap between "enough evidence to call Casey Affleck slime in comment sections" and "enough evidence to publish a piece, even in a college newspaper, aimed not only at Affleck but the director of a film starring…

He doesn't need to. He already knows.

Well, do we want to put them on one of the islands in the middle of the dome, or one of the ones out on the edge?

It reminds me of Kyle Kinane's bit about his own lame conspiracy theories.

I'll probably never own a club, but if I ever do I think I'll name it The Grumpy Old Electric Donut.