Good thing it can be two things

high-profile thing she currently in middle of, at that

On the other hand, he doesn't really look different at all.
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Your left hand is your catch hand if you're right-handed.

Exactly. Breaking news: movie scenes can work without explaining every tiny detail to the viewer. Often better, at that.

Counterpoint: Roddy Piper really was all out of bubble gum.

Mollusk alien, actually.

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It's why they're called bearer bonds.

I haven't watched Die Hard in a while, and probably wouldn't have paid too much attention to this if I had, but is it indicated at any point that this is any of the thieves' first time working with Gruber? If this is a team that's worked together before, and Gruber has established a reputation with them as a smart…

I would not only watch this, I'd probably also listen to the commentary.

But they're so generically handsome, like a rudimentary A.I. drew a picture of a handsome man.

*die lingenberry pancakes*

It is.

I've spent most of the day on the floor, crying.

"legitimate rape" was Todd Akin. Because his name should never be forgotten.

Get this dumbass, not already knowing that there's a Hello Kitty branded vibrator.

You've got it backwards. Clearly Pepsi, the choice of a new generation, is more concerned with the future (hence "astro," meaning, uh, futuristic. I'm pretty sure).

As a liberal college professor (well, graduate instructor, but I'm claiming Mark Chelgren precedent), I'm far more likely to tell students they're using hyphens unnecessarily than I am to tell them they need to use them more.

If you read that as a soft C, it makes more sense.

"career "students"'
Are they figurative students? Hypothetical students?