Fake steak!

Southeast North Dakota State College A&M City University's got you covered.

Undertaker and Kane are still permitted to use the Tombstone, but they don't do the jumping version anymore and both hold the opponent so high there's like 8 inches of space between their head and the mat. That said, a few other people still used it from time to time through the late 90s, most notably Owen Hart with…

We're not comparing most famous rest holds.

The Sharpshooter and the Figure Four, maybe. The rest were all big moves for big stars, but none ever reached quite the level of Stone Cold and the Stunner. I wouldn't quite put even the Tombstone up there; Undertaker's had patches where he didn't use it.

JR has registered this complaint a number of times as well.

"And the WWE RAW Women's Champ is dressed like a colorblind teen girl"
A colorblind teen girl with a sidepony, at that. And I love Bayley, despite how RAW is running her right into the ground and ignoring everything that made her a top star on NXT.

I saw that line and my first thought was "You leave Rowdy Roddy out of this!"

Come on, does that look like a joke the Donald would write or would hire* someone capable of writing?

Agreed, but it's not so much "can AJ carry a 47-year-old non-wrestler to a good match" as it is "Wrestlemania shouldn't be the time and place to ask AJ to carry a 47-year-old non-wrestler to a good match."

"I wasn't aware Sister Abigail was dead and a spirit or whatever that talked to Bray"
It was brought up in one of the early Wyatt Family angles, maybe with Cena in early '14?

That's why videogame Orton has looked photorealistic since 2006

SNEK, though

"If I need to drop an F-bomb, I say 'Fran Tarkenton' because he was a crafty quarterback who was too small, but he did not give a Fran . . .'"

All honesty, Page is almost certainly the best Diamond.

It's like they've never even heard of the Categorical Imperative.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

The cat will have so much more room for activities!

Three 6 can get an Oscar, but they can't get a sniff from the WWE Hall of Fame for Outstanding Achievement in Entrance Music.

Counterpoint: it was shitty makeup