"Nick Cannon is sufficiently non-threatening"
Would you say he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X?

Kel Mitchell is crying himself to sleep. Not because you left him out, well, because you left him out, but because he always cries himself to sleep, too.

Except they didn't fire him.

I feel like most of the Trump administration are those people.

caimans

What business did that guy have going to Jericho anyway? He practically beat and robbed himself.

He meant "Give all that you have to the poor" rhetorically

Nah, I said, "Hey Blinken"

— Lao Tzu

I mean, kinda yeah, because these guys aren't conservative, they're regressive

Spicer's Corollary: correct's got nothing to do with it

I was thinking Julio Cesar Chavez

The Trump administration is reduced to a pocket dimension, allowing us to move on without them ever realizing what's happened?

It does have that one wobbly leg though

HOL' UP HOL' UP HOL' UP
WE DEM BOYS

I suspect that's almost entirely from people with no idea what it means to hoe a row

Um, they don't like chocolate milk, obvs

Yeah, well why come?

He came out of the gate being a dick to Renee! Boo, Daniel, boo.

It's no debate, Natalya sucks on every level. Most of the rest of your criticisms are reheated bullshit from 4-5 years ago.