I think she's a prime candidate for the title making the champion. She's never really been given much of a purpose, and now she has one. People forget that championships in wrestling aren't solely rewards.

He can't break the record while holding the title, so there was no point talking about it until he'd lost it again.

"Of course, the fact that the women are wait staff probably doesn't help
either since people who seem perfectly nice can also transform into
complete assholes around service workers."
A-fucking-men. I spent a couple of stints working in fast food, and little makes me angrier than seeing someone acting like a complete…

Gaudy? I mean, if it can be gaudy and frumpy at the same time, I guess that's the paradox I couldn't quite resolve when I looked up the line

"President Agent Orange" got layers, kid

*Comes through like G.I. Joe*
*Moves ill like Han Solo*

Dour humorlessness seems to be a more common troublesome approach than misplaced rage.

What would their commercials look like?

Wait . . . you mean like NONE of the undergrads? at all?

At you being insufferably over-serious.

What constitutes an aesthetically pleasing penis? Asking for a friend who's just curious.

Call him "Only a millionaire"

No one tan should have all that power. You of all people should know that.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

Wait, is this Spike Lee's account?

There's really no way to quantify Native American ancestry.

http://wtop.com/wp-content/…
There you go, 63 million people. It's 63 million, no need to count. STOP COUNTING

I'd ask you the same, but you seem to still be going through your edgy teenage years.

I don't believe it.

63 million people believe it, doesn't that count as evidence?