Three examples, but continue. I'll be here, nodding.

Because 12 is so young to already be so far gone.

That's maybe the most depressing thing I've read on this site in months.

So it was pretty much Hogan's NWO phase.

"Your friend is insufferable. And my father does the same thing and is
also insufferable, but to generalize from that to "Boston fans" is
pretty absurd"
The 'a'-word you're looking for there is 'accurate.' It's pretty accurate.

Well obviously, God's the wrong person to ask if you want he-bears.

It's a bear obsession the likes of which hasn't been seen since "The Dazzler" Daniel Bryan.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"Wearing a tent doesn't cover up how fat you are, you tiny-handed, cotton
candy haired, circus peanut lookin', millionaire—that's right, with an 'M'—motherfucker. Why don't you cry about it on Twitter like a little bitch. Sad!"
You left out the real stinger

Leave me out of this, man.

Um, this is America. We spit pithy quips while taking action. Haven't you seen our movies?

Too bad Trump has such a poor relationship with the CIA. I hear they have this one guy, Dillon, who's a real pencil-pusher.

That was Elisha. Jesus was all like, "Suffer the little children to come unto me," but Elisha was like, "Fuck those little snots, where the bears at"

Will Patton has great eyes for drama.

I haven't even seen Bad Boys 2, but I already have a soft spot for it because of Hot Fuzz.

And he gets the best line:
"OK, so, the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That's all you had to say, scariest environment imaginable."

"more refined"
Than what?

And as long as they're doing that anyway, why can't they at least copy their hairstyle from Elsa in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism Donny, at least they had fashion sense.

Maybe they'll go back to the good old days of train stations.

"a massive morality slap fight"
huh? Haven't been keeping tabs on them, what about them tends toward this reaction?

Well it won't be bears taking them down, that's for damn sure