Pretty sure rednecky shit country and celebration of crackers are one and the same thing

I only got 300! Where the rest of my money at, GW?

Sounds like the kind of place that has lots of menu items with the word "rodeo" in the description.

"Truly, it is morning in America"
And no one has had their coffee yet, except Alex Jones who is seven espressos deep already.

Fallacy of composition?

Styx! Widdly-widdly WAAAAAAAAH

Technically, it's "Pizza rapes-a." You know, 'cause Italian.

I'd rather watch that than the actual Lady Gaga performance, TBH

Oh boo hoo, have a Kleenex

"(and the Boogie Woogie Flu)"
Patient Zero:
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/im…

Somebody's buying all those copies of Farm Simulator 15

Of course it's St. Peter

I don't quite get why everyone is so high on Ambrose. He hasn't been great in the ring since going solo—he looks stiff and just a touch slow. Maybe it's the jeans. For a while his character work was enough to make up for that, especially as a counterbalance to Reigns's lack of same and then opposite AJ Styles (he…

They need to give/let her have a character to build up. She seems to have personality to spare, but nothing to really channel it into. Honestly, I think giving her a transitional title win could be something for her to build on in that regard.

Apart from the AJ matches he's still pretty much the same stuff in the ring, granted, but since they've decided to just own the past decade of Cenawins and make him the self-aware gatekeeper to the main event he's soared in overall watchability. He won't be that with the title I don't think, but I also don't think…

Flair and Sting had a title match with J.J. Dillon suspended in a cage in 88/89, maybe at a Clash of Champions? Anyway yeah, it's been around for some time and it tends to not be a direct factor at least.

BRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Shit isn't scripted in a vacuum. Wrestlers earn their spots by proving they can connect with the fans through their character work and ability to put on a compelling show in the ring when needed. Reigns's character work post-Shield has been wildly inconsistent by even a generous measure, and while he's had some good…

The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble!

Hey, he can also do a Samoan Drop if the opponent jumps onto his shoulders, and a powerbomb if the opponent climbs up onto his face.