Boo that man! Boo!

Some of the tweets seem obviously like jokes but others are a lot harder to read ironically so . . . Norm being Norm?

Isn't this basically what's already happened?

Yeah, there was the whole sleeping 13 hours a day thing too. I'm still taking it, but minimum dose and also on a BP med to counteract. That first month though, I felt like I was having kind of a low-key panic attack (an oxymoron, I know, but the best description I can offer) all the time.

I can't make the comparison myself (male, can't experience labor), but my mom says kidney stones are the closest pain she's ever felt to it (and she did a natural birth with one of my brothers). My kidney stone was the worst pain I've ever experienced by far, but I didn't take any prescription painkillers and only a…

I was prescribed Nortriptyline last summer, and at my four-week follow-up my resting heart rate was 126 (at half the dosage I was supposed to be taking after four weeks).

There's really no way to quantify crowds.

50 to 100.

Half dozen off the top of my head, including my dad (skin cancer) and an aunt (breast cancer).

The earth can't be flat and hollow at the same time. Suck it, Flat Earthers!

Time to drop these 'bows like Dusty Rhodes

Man I haven't kept up with Shoemaker since The Ringer started. I hate their goddamn site design so much I can't even be arsed to look at it long enough to click anything, and I used to have Grantland near the top of my search list constantly.

It's a weird attitude of "I'm going to get respect by incorporating shitty knockoffs of other forms of entertainment and downplay my primary product instead of making a better version of it."

Is that the one where Dolph is a cop and Kane is his boss but all the other WWE wrestlers are themselves (and there's a scene where Rusev—in wrestling trunks—points a gun at Dolph)? I kinda want to see that just for the weirdness of the real-world setting except for Dolph and Kane taking different career paths.

It's nothing but watching the world burn from that point.

"The most basic axiom of pro-wrestling is that a loud failure is better than a quiet success."
AKA The Roman Reigns Theorem

"a truly obscene number of wrestlers from the 80's and 90's heydays of
wrestling are dead (I'm pretty sure that this pattern will eventually
make it to the aughts, and wouldn't be surprised it it gets to this
generation of talent)"
I don't think the pattern will hold up. WWE genuinely takes injuries, and especially…

Booker T's no stranger to dropped N-bombs on regular TV.

The powerbomb might have the most surprisingly large gap between how horrific it looks and how not-really-that-bad it is.

I like how Stone Cold takes a bit to choke back the shame and look at the camera for that promo.