Forget Chicago, that L.A. logo is straight-up a goddamn swastika.

The Falcons' throwbacks are an excellent example of design that will hold up over time without looking boring.

I get the point, but in accusing AVClub of overplaying he's in turn underplaying it. There's a lot more than a couple of people bitching at AB over this commercial. And it's not the same as Trump's "People are saying" bullshit because people are actually saying.

Slushlump.

At least it's a doctor.

Wait, are we talking about practice?

What?

Psst, zombies have been politicized ever since George Romero reimagined them in '68.

I had to look that up, as Waffle House and Kid Rock strike me as awfully synergistic on the surface.

Starbucks: the leading cause of at-work poops

How about a Fresca? Hmmm? Hmmmm? Hmmmmmm?

Never attempt to trump the flume joke solo.

It's almost as bad as 1997 L.A., what with the Colombians and Jamaicans firing bazookas at one another in the streets.

One trip a year is a habit?

DISPERSE!

Um, as far as I'm concerned "morning person" is the first dealbreaker.

And did a little fist pump on the way to the break room for a celebratory Dunkin Stix.

It's generally (very generally, but whatever) one of two things:
either they're trying to do political comedy with terrible politics behind it, or
they're super-religious and trying to do edgy comedy without swearing.
The latter are particularly perplexing, because you can absolutely be funny without swearing, you just…

You spelled 'shit' correctly. Sorry to break it to you.

Sinbad's relatively recent comeback(?) special was OK. Better than his heyday, if heydays can be relative.