No.

He's explicitly telling you to not shower, but take a bath instead.

His shenanigans were both cheeky and fun AND cruel and tragic.

It was about wrestling, so sure. Had it been anything not wrestling? That wouldn't be shocking, because then the advice would not have been good.

In keeping with the time-honored tradition of talking mad shit about the New World Order until the New World Order invites you to join.

That's not Ciclope!

Most wrestling matches are largely choreographed on the fly, so it's hard to even do reasonably well.

DELETE

Trump's always been more of a Ted Turner fan. That guy really knew how to light stacks of cash on fire.

FOR THE ROCK

And in the next sentence as well. :(

I don't think she does; it was for a role if I remember. It certainly made me reassess my personal rankings re: attractive hairdos, though.

And by "bit of searching," we mean "hit Enter on an empty Google search bar"

Oddly enough, the one tip to dating Natalie Dormer: be a jerk.

Joke's on you, he has no heart.

It's worked like gangbusters for the goats; I've seen a surprising number of goats in my lifetime and every damn one of 'em had horns. Even the lady goats!

Nobody really beats the New World Order. They'll bring the whole thing crashing down around them just to keep somebody else from going over.

There is, have taken it.

Let's not insult Dikachu like that.

"various contradictory EU sources" may be one of the most redundant phrases I've ever read.