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This "article" is kind of annoyingly written because it deeply buries the lead. Isn't the real news that the film will have more Batman in it than Superman? How is that side note news in an article about Batman V Superman when it has a very real impact on what the movie will be?

No heroine parties in between classes?

What do you do on break in the teacher's lounge?

I haven't heard someone say "bro" that much since the last time I was in Wrigleyville.

You mean I won't actually be able to not vote for Kanye without writing his name in and then crossing it out?

Cruz will do anything to gain favor in Iowa, even pandering to the ones from the future.

Kirk was raised in Iowa (so maybe his family were farmers?) and Picard was raised in France where his family owned and operated a vineyard. I think that is what he is going for, even though they are both, maybe, from husbandry families?

I love how being "a cerebral philosopher" is such a bad thing to the Republicans. Lord knows, cerebral philosophers have never done anything for democracy, like say, invent it or whatever.

I'd be excited for it, watch it and then be disappointed by how much the main character sticks to the main quest instead of ignoring it to roam around randomly and kill NPCs for no reason. The lack of realism within mostly walking instead of sneaking and jumping everywhere to level up skills would leave me cold, like…

Ugh… No private trailer footage or dessert for them until they take a bath.

Exactly.

That was the point. It wasn't put on a silver platter for the viewers, but he chose to go back instead of sending Clark. His character was trying to prove two main points through his actions: that humans don't need someone to protect them and do everything for them, they should still depend on themselves; and that he…

It is just the tone of this trailer, probably not the film. The music was a bit too much of a downer and was trying too hard.

Yeah, that was the wrong message. Today, the trailers released at events are meant to provide a first look to only those that attend, knowing it will be released shortly afterward. No one should expect or demand anything different.

I know you weren't criticizing, which is why my frustration was so passive. It was just adding to the general air of the comment section, which the trailer's drab music is helping drive.

Fair enough, but at this point his thoughts might as well be directed at the general world of the A.V. Club comment section.

Set photo of Batman on the roof of the car: http://storage.woodstocksen…

Yes, Batman is on top of the car. And yes, Harley is laughing about it. This movie couldn't possibly have any fun parts or funny parts, right guys?

At least fifty percent of the comments below that provide random hate about it not looking like a fun movie. To which, I agree, this trailer doesn't make the movie look fun or family friendly. It is showing that the movie will have some serious teeth, or at least is trying to do that, but it is a movie with a bunch of…