Jorge, strap-ons (or is it properly "straps-on?") enter my thought process far more frequently than I usually admit in public.

Didn't Fergie piss in her codpiece on stage once, or some shit?

@Jorge: unless you consider a strap-on to be clothing, I believe that may be the other type of belt our friend wishes to trademark.

I'd throw tunics in there for good measure. And with all the gusset talk, what about codpieces?

"Too many fucking beers…"

"The Tituation"

@teh dude

Wait, what or whom exactly are we fucking here?

Did I do that right?

Well shit, last I checked you can't jack any one off if your hands are full, unless they are full…

Goodbye cruel world. Either that, or I go on a shooting rampage such that anyone who has seen, or has even considered seeing, Macgruber, catches a hot one in their fucking skull.

sarCCastro: did you write "Macgruber trailer"? Are you implying that there is a fucking Magruber movie that will at some point be released for public consumption?

@danger: well who the fuck are vampire weekend, then? I bet they are great!

Apparently he also spooned Taylor Swift, over their "Vampire weekend", whatever the fuck that is. And Ringo Starr was there.

Only if "playing the ukelele" is the new "jerking off John Mayer"

Well, it was The Dude making the recommendation…

Ooh ooh, how about "Penis is burning" and motherfucker is in drag. Yes.

Pen: 15

Burnt shaft?

@Senor