Deion Sanders territory.

I have a lot of bad ideas I'd like to give Juliette Lewis.

"Playing" a moron?

Ass2Ass2: Electric Buggery?

Wait, coke makes it longer?

Oh man, and if you do power through, chances are very high (~90%) that something really fucking stupid will happen that night. For some reason the AM-drinking-nap-PM-drinking sequence makes me into a super-retard. Like can't even WALK my bike home, let alone ride it, drunk.

I believe puce is the color of Bill.

I have and I do.

My favorite aspect of morning drinking (aside from the obvious "being drunk in the morning" aspect) is the championship-grade napping that one can accomplish in the subsequent afternoon. It's as if morning drinking turns me into a cat (yes, it also causes me to piss in sandboxes).

I shudder upon considering from what "drippings" Hardee's derives its gravy.

I must defer to Master Plaster Blaster whatever the frig the rest of it is, since twas he/she who originated the double-dildo reference.

Either that or Judge Reinhold

Then you will be quite pleased when I release my new "Neutron Dance" scent this fall.

Let's see how closely Tyrone is paying attention:

If she were my daughter I would have sex with my daughter.

Ass to ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the sock and its contents end/begin is not for us, mere mortals, to know. Only Diabeetus knows.

Euphejism?

@Jewie

Prediction: you'll be calling The Marriage Ref, to ask if you can come and watch it, before the month is out.