(weak applause)

Hey, what's up, brother? You a little late for the Christmas pageant

He beat Joe Louis's ass.

Give them a ..sense..pride…

9. In America (2003), first you get the 18. Sugar (2008), then you get the…

Apparently these are the best women Queens has to offer. Pick one and let's go home.

Yeah, I met Dr. Martin Luther King in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's Dr. Martin Luther King.

I have watched it very recently and it stands up incredibly! If you haven't watched in since an earlier time in your life, watch it again.

A young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"……

Now is the winter of our discontent

oh you so bad honey

I just now realized they are two separate people

I was joking. Well I didn't go. I'm sure someone became more aware of re-fi and mortgage options due to the bowl. Why else would they sponsor it.

Well there used to be the Copper Bowl, but that got moved to Phoenix and is now the Insight.com bowl

March Madness also now extends to April

He jokes about the Nova Home Loans Arizona Bowl, but it was generally considered a success, because it recognized itself for what it was. A low tier bowl. Focused on the game day experience, halftime, sideshow stuff like concerts and kissing the asses and fanservicing the attendees as much as possible.

What's that extra K for?

People have said it before, but Random Roles is consistently the best feature in this pee-pee soaked heckhole.

We should have listened to that boy instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven

I legitimately wanted to see the "Prince and Prince William's Time-Traveling Fart Detectives" sketch.