David Cross and Larry The Cable Guy team up for Pixar's "Cars 3: What's A' Matter Mater?" coming this summer!

How can he complain about unchecked ego in Hollywood when he went from all the liberal ranting in his stand-up to Mr. 1% because "fuck it, I don't care what anyone thinks"?  That was one of the biggest dismissive dick moves I've seen from an entertainer I admire, and now he's bitching that he wasn't pampered on top of…

The D-evil Inside, amirite guys?

Wait so now Disqusting tells everyone when you've edited your posts?

It's not nearly as complicated as that.  The vast majority of people are profoundly, devastatingly stupid.  Like, Lenny from "Of Mice And Men" stupid.  And as such, they're entertained by the equivalent of jingling keys in front of a cat.  Only the terminally Politically Correct delude themselves into believing…

More like Gazoinks-cross-bo.  Crossbow.  Thing.  The End.

We have to keep you relevant somehow, Jill.

Nipples on your ass…

I love that more people are calling out Zooey Deschanel for being an immature, flaky, hipster shithead.  We have to stop letting people get away with that for so long.

There's other things to do in life besides go to movies.

Your life is kind of sad.

I like the one where the guy has his phone in his mouth.  Sideways.

When an actor finally hits that career tipping point and blurts "I want to direct!", you can get a great impression of what they think of their craft from whatever film they produce.  Judging from "Beyond Borders" and this review, I don't think she really understands what makes a film "good", even her own.

"Stumpy from Doucheville" is great, but aren't we all sick of actors who think they can direct because of their outsized egos?  When was the last time an actor/actress who's essentially an empty vessel with a pretty face went on to direct something even halfway descent?  Ben Affleck?  And even his movies are solid,…

I just wanted to dig up a corpse and have sexual relations with it!

I always thought the DJ in that meme was way too soft on him.  If Billy Bob was being all Bitchy Bob like that, I'd be like "no, I wouldn't say that to him because he's a real musician.  You're a hasbeen who wants to reinvent himself as a rocker.  Go fuck yourself and get out."

Hopefully this time people will be like "oh fuck, she's terrible.  Why'd we give her an Oscar again?  She should stick to Speed sequels…"

Doesn't 4chan use this as copypasta?  Like "______. Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star is a movie of this magnitude.  Nick Swardson may be the most gifted actor I've ever seen."

As far as I'm concerned the terrorists won after "Jack & Jill".  Everything else is anti-climax.

Have a merry Christmas!  Happy Hanukkah!  Kwazy Kwanzaa!  A tip top Tet!  And a solemn, dignified Ramadan…