Part of me hopes this thread just silently continues forever.

The part about "no shaky-cam" is actually what sold me.  Like "now at least only the constant explosions will add to my migraine".

T-minus 1 week until we see a "for all you HATERS…" tweet from Braff.

In the future, people will rub themselves with old oil filters.

In the future, people will rub themselves with old oil filters.

This concept really scares me.  You must be like 18 or so.  And the only Star Wars you've ever known starts at Episode 1 and just carries on through 6.  That's fascinating.  Do you notice a major uptick in storytelling quality between episodes 3 and 4?

This concept really scares me.  You must be like 18 or so.  And the only Star Wars you've ever known starts at Episode 1 and just carries on through 6.  That's fascinating.  Do you notice a major uptick in storytelling quality between episodes 3 and 4?

It's just unendurable.  There's a Rifftrax that makes it almost watchable.

It's just unendurable.  There's a Rifftrax that makes it almost watchable.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus Wouldn't Archer be more apt to go "Mother?!" This is my OCD coming out, I also arrange match sticks.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus Wouldn't Archer be more apt to go "Mother?!" This is my OCD coming out, I also arrange match sticks.

SHADDUP DA BOTH A YAS!

SHADDUP DA BOTH A YAS!

Everyone here, the white knight P.C. thugs especially, seem to be forgetting that Chevy Chase deserves this. Period.  Read some of these examples of his almost unbelievable douchebaggery, like slapping Rob Huebel full force across the face just for saying "I'm a big fan", and then come crying back about "poor Mr.…

That's one of those lines that the zeitgeist improved upon like "Play it again, Sam".  Gecko actually says "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good" which kind of sucks.

Maybe you should introduce your kids to something that isn't, you know, like watching a loved one drown.

Good Burger?

Not the P.C. thugs who jump at the chance to white knight this crap.  "Couldn't you at least throw it in a skillet and roast it to death first?  I am somehow aware that this hurts it less than just biting its head off.  Also, it had a soul.  I can prove this, yet you can't prove that it doesn't feel pain." Circle of…

You are obviously a grad student, @avclub-19062770653aac69ecab308b0c1ed17c:disqus

For every live animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.