He's already said Crystal Skull was Lucas's fault, which it obviously was.  Of course there's no pleasing obsessive geeks.  Ever. For any reason.  I guess he could have shot it in live action, but then it would be more of an adaptation than bringing the classic characters "to life".  I thought he split the difference…

Coming from Mr. My Firstie Is Essentially Joel From Mystery Science Going "It Stinks".

You first.

Probably not.  He's just so nice otherwise, don't cha know.

He wasn't "reduced to" Dragon Tattoo.  He directed the best picture of last year and everyone knows it even though that terrible hamfest with all the thespians doing dinner theater won the Academy Award.

OF COCK.

Yep.  I guess Ten can just go fuck itself then.

What's next, a flapping dickey??

I love how she whispers in Batman's ear that he's the 1% and he has to pay for it.  A movie this big that's tacitly behind Occupy is a good thing, despite what all the super conservative dinosaurs here think.

That is exactly what everyone above you in this thread was thinking, @avclub-53b1e5a2a6e0e5bd49d6bb4b3eabad0c:disqus . No irony.  I don't know what they get out of white knighting her, but your description is spot on.

Come on, "Fat Chicks In Party Hats" is one of the funniest things the Internet ever produced.  If he just kept doing that and nothing else all these years, he'd be seen as an untouchable Internet mega-star.

If you don't like Plinkette, watch their Half In The Bag shorts instead.  The reviews are every bit as insightful, but there's another actor playing Plinkett besides Mike and he's only featured at the very opening and very end.

I watched Samurai Cop, a 1989 cop movie made by porn actors which Red Letter Media uses as their barometer for bad movies.  MST3K "Radar Secret Service" and caught up on some TV like the "Walking Dead" finale.  Thank God that endless farm bullshit is mostly resolved.

Can you make "Jack and the Beanstalk" cool?  Is that possible? Singer made some of those shots look pretty good, but it's still, you know, "Jack and the Beanstalk".

I assume all of you are done proving @TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus 's point.

YOU'RE AMATEUR, um, CHINA!

That's because you're all a bunch of spoiled children who think time should have stopped in 1996.  Well, time marches on anyway, despite obsessive nerd culture.  No, you guys aren't the astronauts and rock stars you wanted to be when "A Milhouse Divided" first aired, but don't blame the show for that.  You're still…

"Ernest Goes To The Beach" / "Ernest Doesn't Go To The Beach".

I love how you fuckers are completely undeterred by the third paragraph and soldier on anyway.  Can't we just have one Simpsons article that isn't slathered in:

Don't forget that he was Larry's agent on The Larry Sanders Show.  I find that role very similar to his work on BB.