Of course I'm wrong to care about stuff, @avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus .  Thanks for reminding me that snarky apathy is the only way to go.

Or the guy who called it ugly is just wrong.  That could also be the case.

Oo, flanked by the Solid Gold Snoop Sisters.  Awesome.

There can only be ONE Master Of Disguise, and it is unequivocally Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey.  Disguise is in his name!

Wait wait wait, stop.  You're @PedanticDouchebag:disqus and you're critiquing netiquette?  You're not a gimmick, are you?

You have to BELIEVE.

yiff in hell, furfag.

I wonder if Cross and Lee ever got into fights over Cross's assessment of Scientology.

Your free pass gets revoked when you become the thing you spent a career railing against.

Go was incredible and you're flat out wrong.

He's really got no excuse and it pisses me off that he even tried to defend it.  You can't make career out of attacking "existences predicated upon manufactured necessity" and things like Time Mug and then appear in this corporate produced, pandering shit.

I think Jack & Jill is a lock for every category.  It'll sweep.  It goes beyond bad and becomes a 90 minute long commercial punctuated by farts.

Because it's the Devil, duh.

Exactly.  Some of my Community friends thought their Glee bashing was sour grapes, but I insisted it was justified.  By making "gleeks" look like the body snatching robots that they are, they were saying "so this is what you'd rather be watching, America?"  They pointed out how empty and fake the whole thing is and…

Time Chasers.

Primer was incredible because it was two actual physics majors writing a movie about stuff they just learned in class.  You spend the whole movie going "wow, uh, can they uh, really do this?  Could I like, try this myself?  I need some argon and a metal box…"

Really?! I'll go try it right now!  So long all those horrible mistakes I've made in life!  I'm a' comin' back to save you Sasha, my one true love!  The monkey said this would work!

Where he squares off against the Hockey Hair Police in the "future"?

"MVB"! That was the fifth one!

Perhaps we will learn The Secret of the Ooze.  Only time will tell.