Hopefully it'll be more like Freddy than 90 minutes of their show.  Freddy had plenty of autism and screaming and it was just genius.  I doubt this will rise to that level.

Right, exactly.  Tim and Eric snagged a toothless meth addict playing a calliope that spit on them in subway once.

His puffer.

That picture is Bale shouting "you're amatu-GAAACK!" and Tom Hardy choking him.  This was not scripted.

I lost all respect for Jason Lee when I found out he was a creepy die-hard Scientologist weirdo.

PG-13!  How?!

Ok fine, a more rousing golf clap for this one.

The MTV Movie Awards will be played by Will Smith, in an adaptation of the popular comic book character.

I think Spider Man 3 is still the third highest grossing film of all time.  It was only mediocre and Raimi acknowledged its faults and pledged to never repeat them.

Interview with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer on left side of page, C+ review of their Top Gun reboot on the right.

Aw man!  We spaced on the date!

You're gonna be doin' a lot of doobie rolling when you're livin' in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

What the hell are you talking about?

Guh?

Big McLargehuge.

No, you must be mistaken.  Sourcecode was excellent.

OPERATION CLAMBAKE

The Blackest Man On Earth starring Tom Cruise.

There was also a line about how he ignores character requirements.

I almost admire how steadfast Last Man Standing is in how it panders to over-the-hill, conservative male idiots.  Everything Allen says might as well be followed by "amirite guys?"  He's so shameless about it.