Did she also pour the beer?

Breasts were ok for PG-13 in the 90's.  In fact, you could almost guarantee a quick titty shot in any PG-13 comedy in the late 80's/early 90's.  Siiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhh…

Loneliness and seven tubs of pop corn are a dangerous mix…

I love how assholes in the Youtube comments will white knight ANYTHING.  They can't tell the difference between a condemnation of a culture that has historically encouraged cold, callous indifference and racism.  "Before you start bashing other cultures, Mr. White Trash…"

DAWES TO THE WORLD
THE DAWES HAS COME
LET EARTH RECEIVE HER DAWES

Nope nope nope.  The Wesley Willis Fiasco came a little later.  Jello Biafra did take him in from the subway and give him access to a Casio, but the collaboration with Jello's band wouldn't come for several years.  He did over a dozen albums solo first, and they all had like a hundred songs about Batman being gay or…

Application of Dawes is simple: light and get away.

It's not raining son, that's Dawes crying.

It'll be like Gilligan's Island:

Cool story alert: 
I was such an ardent defender of TGTTM that I arranged  for a ton of my friends to come over my apartment and watch the Awesome Show premiere.  We were all crowded around the relatively small TV set I had in the living room at the time.  About 3 minutes in, everyone starts throwing things at my head,…

It's 90 minutes of "Spagheeeeeeeeeeeett"?  Spoilers, sorry.

For your health!  Oh, that's right, they have John C. Reilly playing a homeless person or some such shit instead of Steve Brule.  Take that, fans!

Youtube poop is actually funnier because it's not 40 year old men with a studio behind them putting it together.  It's some 13 year old who's discovered Premiere for the first time and decided to re-edit Spongebob to make it look like he and Patrick are gay.  That, to me, is a lot more satisfying in its juvenilia than…

Bad Teeth Man

They sounded like foppish dandies, there's a big difference.

Why do celebrities do this?  I've never gotten a good answer.  Is it really purely ego driven?  It just seems cruel.

You're right.  We're all doomed.  If my 10 year High School reunion is any indication, the future is a bleak wasteland where Facebook, hard drinking and being impossibly stupid rule the day.

Where's that IT guy?  My internet's broke, I need him to fix it.  It won't, you know, go.  It doesn't do that, um, that thing it does.  Guh!  I hate these things…

When my generation is in charge, the whole damn thing's going to hell.  We're finished.  If you thought the people in charge now were inept, stupid and selfish, you just wait.  It gets worse.

Mr. Simpson STOP Your constant letters are becoming a nuisance STOP If you do not cease I will be forced to pursue legal action STOP 
Boris Karloff Hollywood CALF.