The characters make perfect sense in that particular universe.  I guess you have to be aware that universe even exists.  Every early 20's hipster I know is exactly like them.  Yes, I find them loathsome, but I also think the movie is subtly judging them.  The movie agrees with you that Ramona probably isn't worth all…

There are girls like Ramona everywhere.  Feckless, immature, terrified of commitment.  I don't see how she was any less a "real character" because she has no depth and makes no attempt to better herself.  That's actually the norm.  And no, I'm not bitter or in a bad relationship myself, I just pay attention and have…

Now we have to tell you why you think and feel things?  How about because, I don't know, you don't find it to have the same pop and panache they've got over at McSweeney's?

You have to look at it as though the movie is actively judging these two feckless, immature, selfish morons.  Their culture is so otherwise celebrated and enabled today, it was refreshing to see someone like Wright turn out a film that portrayed what they're all about as a big ridiculous cartoon.

Wait.  Universal Soldier: Regeneration?  Step Up 3D?  Can't tell if trolling.

Nope.  Even thinking it makes you a pedophile and worthy of exile to the moon.

I simply can't imagine this worldview.  Can you play video games or attend a sports game?  "Interesting stuff happening wears my out".  I'm being serious, I genuinely do not understand this.

It was punishingly depressing.  Just relentless in trying to make you sad. It went so far beyond trying to remind you of the binary emotional extremes of childhood and went straight into "let's make the audience cry the whole time".  I know Sendac thinks this is the whole point, so then fuck him.

Tea Party rallies are loaded with boozed up hicks openly carrying guns.

Yes, as Wad said, they've addressed this.  I believe their specific wording was "this is why we have elected officials.  They're the ones who are supposed to find the solutions.  We're merely making the problem impossible to ignore."

I thought they just magically appeared inside their own NY cab, amirite guys?

So now where is he supposed to stand to throw macaroni at passing cars??

I'm picturing an old iMac from '98 or so on a card table in a tiny, filthy room with no windows and a single dirty, flickering light bulb.

Thank for explaining the popularity of the CBS comedy line up.

Now tell us about airplane food!

The multinational corporation would fund the creation of super soldier robots that will win the war on terror and stomp on the necks of the unemployed until their brains pop out.

Yea, but he'd never admit that.

Lobsters: "The Kardashian marriage was shorter than that scene in The Deer Hunter"

It's tie for me to use the little ladies room to powder my nose… and take a dump.

I love how fair-weather Sandler's fans are.  "What? It's all artsy fartsy? Pass…"