No, he wouldn't say "Al Pacino", he'd say "some skeevy old guy".

"The apocalypse starts here." - Tom Long, Detroit News

Can't we get 4chan to put one /b/tard in every theater showing the movie?  And they spend the entire running time guffawing so loudly they completely disrupt everyone else's time?  Within a week, the returns will plummet because they assume asshole kids will bomb it and they'd rather avoid the hassle.

Hello, perhaps you've heard of me, I have a sneaker for a hand.

The trailers here have Jill being served with a hotdog that had "Al Pacino" and his phone number written in ketchup then he makes this creepy "call me" gesture.

Exactly, so his casting is even more baffling.  They wanted to go full-on child oriented PG here, then they cast a 70 year old Hollywood veteran to play himself and everyone in the movie insists he's a big star who's worth all this bullshit.

He's only out 188k.  I think he can handle that.

Do not be horrified over Al Pacino.  No, be horrified that fucking Johnny Depp has a small speaking part in this.  The same man who equated a GQ photo shoot with being raped is in a fucking Adam Sandler cluster fuck.

Actually, it was a commenter right here on these very forums.

Or Madame I'm Fucking Dead Now Thank God.

I'll give you this, Buttocks: it's not everyday someone so batshit, bugfuck loony gains such prominence through sheer passion in his crazy beliefs.  It is somewhat refreshing.

I guess he'd be interesting to talk to the same way a babbling homeless person would be.

That was cute and all, but am I the only one who feels Troy and Abed took a turn for the truly autistic in this episode?  Before, their detachment and aloofness always seemed kind of charming.  Especially in Abed's case, but they make a point of assuring everyone that he's perfectly sane under his idiosyncrasies.  But…

/Laugh-In stinger.

That photo shoot they did in lingerie kills any chance of that for those that have seen it.  When they were talking over those boxes, it's like "OK, now mix it up.  Go on.  Do.  Go do."

No, he's right.  Everyone's make up was fucked up on NBC last night.  The Dean's was especially sloppy.  And Nick Offerman's on P&R made him look like an old man or a corpse.  What is with the NBC "Corpse Makeup"?

I'm turning into one of those "I have to cancel my whole fucking account" people.  I just can't stand it anymore.  I've "unsubscribed" from so many super-religious or conservative asswipes I've lost count.  Of course there's always those 2 or 3 friends at most where you think "aw, damn it, I'd probably never hear from…

It was like stumbling into a cave of food.

Exactly this.  Their sensibilities work so much better when they have a focal point.  TGTTM and Check It Out! revolve around meticulously constructed characters we actually give a shit about.  It's not just them puking on each other while wearing tutus and screaming like autistics.

Can you please not rope Louis in with aspies like Tim & Eric?