So there you are at 3 o'clock in the morning in Sri Lanka (formerly Ceylon) looking for three hard boiled eggs……

SPOILER: He rises on the third day!

A lizard, like the Queen

Spoiler: WE are the REAL monsters, the abyss stares into us, the mother of excess was joylessness all along, the clever beasts die, and nothing really happened.

Isn't the 'spoiler' to Cabin in the Woods pretty much revealed about 30 seconds in?

I thought it was about a cigar

Whit you sayin, ya bam? That we dinnae ken the queen's fuckin English?

Hey, Hitler was only considered for the Nobel Peace Prize!

Yeah, those really suck. A bit like…. etc,etc

"We have the power to turn North Korea into a parking lot, to completely and utterly vaporize them at the issuance of an order"

The Guardian comments section is roughly 90% UKIP supporters complaining that the Guardian is anti-UKIP.

But I'm one of those cool high-functioning autistics that all the TV shows are about these days! And I have a job!

… but not for you, my love, not tonight

"the Scottish fried foods, including chicken it seems, going back to the Middle-Ages."

"whether we’re really in a “post-racial” society. "

Koba is apparently meant to be some kind of Ape-Stalin (hence the name), which I guess makes Caesar Ape-Lenin/Trotsky.

But can we get Limp Bizkit for the soundtrack?

Another one: 'Revolver' by RATM

Sure, the USA has had the overwhelming military and economic power in the last couple of decades but that hasn't stopped other countries engaging in imperialism within what they consider their local "sphere of influence", with US approval or indifference, or in collaboration with the US.

"it’s also a country known for some pretty deplorable acts of imperialism a few centuries ago"