Don't know that I will
But until
I can find me
A cartoon that'll stay
& won't play games behind me….
I'll be what I am….
Solitary man

Family Guy is like a parasite that anaesthetises you so you don't realise how much it sucks… until you notice there's a big Peter Griffin attached right to your balls

I am not! Nikolaj Coster Waldau is an attractive man. Anyone can see that. And so is Jason Momoa. Anyone can see that. That doesn't make me gay… right?

Please, sir, could I have some more thin acidic gruel, sir?

Anyone moves I'll upvote every last motherfucking one of you!

Isn't that exactly what many Americans do claim? That the US was 'protecting' Vietnam from 'aggression'

They did drop nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and firebombed Tokyo. Those are pretty obviously war crimes by any reasonable standard, and that's not at all to justify, or condone, or minimise Japan's war crimes.

I read a while ago a newspaper report of US soldiers collecting fingers in Afghanistan

Y'know what they say about a man with big feet, eh? Long forearms!

Works for me. I'd take death metal over an endless loop of Kesha, McFly, Michael Buble, One Direction, etc.

Wasn't that 1984?

It's really a moo point

"blood and tits for teenage boys"

"Hey, speak for yourself"- All us men

A likely story!

I'm sure what they all meant to say was "I never stole anything in my life… but if I did…."

But from the comfort of your own home!

Ideally you should pay the iron price (like Mr Dump, above) and get it on DVD.

You mean they killed people to get you those tapes?!

Regarding Cell, I'd give King the benefit of the doubt that the moral dissonance (the 'zombies' feel pain and are 'evolving' some kind of consciousness, and may even be curable, but the normal humans just slaughter them anyway) is intentional. But still, I don't think it's a good book. The gay character especially…