It's a fucking article about Guy Fieri. Does it really matter what I think about the dude?

Nah, I don't think I'll be doing that.

Yay civil disagreement!

It's fine if you're good with shades of homophobia. I'm a queer person and I'm not okay with any of it. "Mild" homophobia is not acceptable to me.

Okay. If someone has good reason to believe the entire thing was made up and he didn't say a blatantly homophobic thing, I'd rescind it. We don't know one way or the other, and the dude is obnoxious as fuck, so I'm not particularly interested in defending him.

Can someone please invent a way to send all terrible, creepy, entitled men to the Negative Zone?

Hey, note I didn't say anything one way or the other about it.

Yes, that was mentioned in the article above.

Yeah, I mean there's no absolute proof that he said it, but I remember there being a lot of news about it at the time. It's not like that would be a surprising thing to find out about the dude.

Homophobia does indeed make someone a bad human being.

Coconut Palm Up Artists will be the popular new community.

Honestly, this is the least surprising headline ever.

You guys wrote an article about it when it happened. Of course I can't find it because the search is useless.

What the hell is wrong with ammosexuals, seriously?!

Somehow, I knew this is how my downfall as Head Leader Bean would happen.

You and I are simpatico when it comes to these foods.

Makes sense to me. I don't like avocados because of the texture, so I can deal with it in other foods depending on how they're processed.

YOUTHS!

So Genji, basically?

But ironically, I don't like avocados.