The door should be so lucky, to get to touch my ass.

I'm glad you'll be around elsewhere! I'd miss you otherwise!

Awww thank you! That really means a lot to hear because I often feel so inarticulate IRL.

I couldn't think of a more fitting place for me to say my last goodbye here than on Savage Love (well, maybe Reasonable Discussions, but I already posted a goodbye there), so here it is:

I hope to see you on the AV Club After Dark or the Tolerability Index Forum. If not it's been nice knowing you and commenting with you all this time!

That's the Tolerability Index Forum. Picture here but a little calmer and more genteel.

I am! I'll be on the Avocado and TIF.

Oh I know. But I'm still done after the redesign

Yay! I'm glad, as I'd miss you especially!

The AV Club is switching to Kinja for its commenting platform (and redesigning accordingly) and a lot of people, including myself, are jumping ship.

The AV Club

Yeah, I know I'm the Resident Feminist Scold but this seems like a stretch for her. She should get paid the same as male comedians as famous as she is. She is not on the level as Rock or Chappelle.

If this is anybody but Steve Allen you're stealing my bit.

We will miss you too!

This is why we need the ability to punch people through the Internet.

There will be!

Holy crap, you got so many upvotes so quickly for this (very good) point!

Has Mark Wahlberg ever actually been GOOD in anything?

Yeah, I saw that. But have you seen the way the site will look after the redesign? I'm still not gonna use it.

It's the AVC. Of course there will be.