This just makes me happy for Teti, that he got to do that.

Already have multiple times.

I'm starting a pool on how quickly you get banned, Private Profile Boy.

It's telling that you replace "women" with "vaginas".

I myself am going to hang out on the AV Club After Dark/Avocado and the Tolerability Index Forum.

"No."

But aren't you commenting wrong by going off topic?!

"We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm."

Congrats to her! That sounds like an amazing, albeit stressful job. And yeah, that kind of makes me want to cry too.

Oh, I remember.

It really does! Near Miskatonic U.

*Toasterlad is kicked in the nuts by the entire female AVC commentariat*

You simply MUST stop being so shocked.

I'm going extra hard on this shit for my last couple weeks here.

It's always in the last place you looked!

I'm glad I know you, otherwise I'd have to enact Poe's Law.

The latter would have worked!

He probably thinks it has something to do with the happy endings he pays for, which is the only way he enjoys the touch of a human woman.

I used the wrong "its" in my initial post. How ironic.

I mean, I know it's not an easy word to spell. But that's why you make your best guess and then let spellcheck do its thing.