I love the camp guy. He's just so out.
"He's WELL BENT, 'ent 'ee Steven"
"Well if he isn't I'll bend him."

It IS easy to confuse France and Holland.

It IS easy to confuse France and Holland.

"I want to inspire some honesty in this Sex Ed class, so I want one of you to lie about being gay."

"I want to inspire some honesty in this Sex Ed class, so I want one of you to lie about being gay."

"Here's that book you asked for…"
NOT SO FAST: A GUIDE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION

"Here's that book you asked for…"
NOT SO FAST: A GUIDE TO PREMATURE EJACULATION

"He's 23, I'm 15 - what will it feel like? ILLEGAL, CHANTELLE."

"He's 23, I'm 15 - what will it feel like? ILLEGAL, CHANTELLE."

"Should I stop strangling when their lips go blue- okay, I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer."

"Should I stop strangling when their lips go blue- okay, I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer."

"Not all farmers are freaks. Alex James! He's in Blur!"

"Not all farmers are freaks. Alex James! He's in Blur!"

"Sex was invented by the Romans…"

"Sex was invented by the Romans…"

I LOVE the "Follow me on twitter: @Alfie_Wickers" note on his whiteboard.

I LOVE the "Follow me on twitter: @Alfie_Wickers" note on his whiteboard.

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TOP NOTCH JEDI BANTER

"Fat Alice is my daughter!"
"Hasn't she got nice eyes?"