"Fat Alice is my daughter!"
"Hasn't she got nice eyes?"

"Found her on facebook the other day… let's just say I would not get a semi from her anymore."

"Found her on facebook the other day… let's just say I would not get a semi from her anymore."

This is an extraordinarily inappropriate dance number.

This is an extraordinarily inappropriate dance number.

Matthew Horne's wig is hilarious.

Matthew Horne's wig is hilarious.

"What if I don't?"
"Then… I will tell on you… to a more senior member of staff."

"What if I don't?"
"Then… I will tell on you… to a more senior member of staff."

"Haven't you seen Die Hard?"
"It's an 18!"
"First Waterworld, now this."

"Haven't you seen Die Hard?"
"It's an 18!"
"First Waterworld, now this."

Mr. Wickers thinking Waterworld is essential viewing is brilliant.

Mr. Wickers thinking Waterworld is essential viewing is brilliant.

Jack Whitehall plays "fucking little asshole" so well.

Jack Whitehall plays "fucking little asshole" so well.

"Give us yur fuckin' money!" made me laugh so much.

"Give us yur fuckin' money!" made me laugh so much.

Evil Jeff liveblogs an obscure British comedy ("Bad Education")

Evil Jeff liveblogs an obscure British comedy ("Bad Education")

Keep it. Who gives a shit what other people think? Also together our avatars have a Chris Morris theme.