I haven't been back on Twitter since I read that thread this morning.

My wife had to explain that line to me, because I'm dumb.

Nah, it's not you, it had something to do with the rain, leaching loamy dirt.

Oh my god.
This song is untouchable, sorry lady.

"you got that sugar" will replace "diabeetus" as my go to medical term for the insulin deprived.

"you got that sugar" will replace "diabeetus" as my go to medical term for the insulin deprived.

It's not the length, it's the girth.

Ferrell's somewhat slow journey across the lake in the boat was hilarious, with his glorious hair, untouched by the summer breeze.

I was hoping for a lot of cameos from old Lifetime movie refugees, like Tori Spelling, Kate Jackson, and Eric Roberts.

Saw it this morning with my 8 year old and my 13 year old, and the 13 year old kept leaning over and saying, "Dad, why are you still crying?"
Me (with my head stuck in my hoodie): "sniff, sniff, I don't know…"
It was amazing, but I felt spent after. I thought I was going to completely lose it at that one part with Bing…

Two-year wean has become a catch-phrase in our house.

"Every time I heard Tony's shopping cart, I knew you were home safe…"

Toilet-grandparents was the shit.

I love this show more and more each episode.
"You're soft"
"Lady soft"
"Lady soft black mambazo"

Oh yeah, dinner is just an obstacle on the way to dessert. I'm not sure how that happened. Actually I do, I love dessert as much as she does.

LOVE THE QUACK!

If you think inter-species picnics and befriending a little girl who sees goblins mostly harmless, then I don't know what's happening to the world. But seriously, I think it's the lack of effort put in by the voice actors that always worked my nerve.

They're conniving little sum-bitches. Once they get past 6, they get a lot more fun to be around, but much smarter about deception. I was cleaning the couch the other day and found an empty bag of Hershey's Kisses with every single foil wrapper shoved into a hole in the couch.

TV: it's a fabulous, 1 hour, "I need to get the dishes done or cook dinner" babysitter. Despite that, both daughters are smart kids, with good grades and wry senses of humor.

Little Bear is an atrocity, and should be nowhere near this list. Young parents, stay far away from Little Bear. He's the scourge of all humanity and should rot in a pit of despair filled with boiling lava and sulfuric acid. Then throw Caillou in the pit with him and let them converse in their horrible, flat, high…