"Moving Vans" seems like an obvious choice.

I had to pause and just stare at the sheer beauty of it.

I love the Lego games, even though they are transparent, shallow cash grabs. It taps into my need to collect things, and collecting large amounts of little round Lego pieces and characters. I'm playing Marvel Super Heroes now, and you can play as fucking Moon Knight. Moon Knight!

Tell him to keep on pushing that boulder.

Man, I coveted that Smurfs game for an entire summer, and ended up getting "Cabbage Patch Kids: Adventures in the Park" instead, which was equally as shitty and difficult. It was a rip of the Smurfs and by extension Pitfall, and you were "killed" by dandelion puffs. I was beat up a lot in elementary school.

Reading the comments on a Weezer analysis article is about as much fun as proofreading my divorce agreement. (Which, incidentally, was finalized right after Maladroit came out!)

I can hum the entire bass line of "The Lemon Song" and yet I can't remember to bring my lunch to work every day.

The Rain Song brings me to tears pretty much every time I hear it.

I fucking love the god damned coconut M&Ms, so I'm not sure what the idiots at that other site were talking about. I spent an evening in late '10, driving around to various CVS'ssss and gas stations, hoarding bags of them. So they can fuck the fuck off.

The Nerdsvomit gave me a chubby as well.

I had forgotten about the curtain rod, so that took me completely by surprise, and I lafffed and lafffed and lafffed.

As @DwigtKSchrute:disqus mentioned in another thread, I was thinking more along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yes! Thanks for the validation. That's what I thought the reference was.

Was the Yakuza sniper a Gogol 13 reference?

I'm loving the Woodhouse "I'm finished" joke, but what's he finished doing? I speculated that the first time he said it, Archer had forced him to drink the pool. But now he's got the medicine ball on him. "I don't know how it could get any worse…DING DONG".

This joke was killing me, hilarious, but I'm a bit confused about the reference. Is it about the "spook" slur? Or do we think it has something to do with old vaudevillian blackface routines where a ghost would come out and scare the actors (which I think I saw a clip of in a Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy, or…

My friends and I used to watch Two Moon Junction on a loop in high school and we affectionately referred to it as "Two Poon Junction". Kids!

I wanted to attack your misspelling of "mezanine" and the fact that the song is called "Super Bon Bon", and that you obviously know nothing of Soul Coughing, but then I realized that a. You wouldn't care, and b. Mike Doughty is an asshole. Happy Holidays!

I've never been so thrilled to read an article, and never been so embarrassed to admit it. Keep these coming!!

I wholeheartedly agree. Sure, it's "derivative", but it's a fucking juggernaut, and it's like a god damn sonic avalanche that gets my panties all wet, and I'm a man.