Damn the consequences, I think I'd pretty much have to see it, too.

I eat. I take a bath. I watch pornographies.
If The Hail Satan Network from Mr. Show were on the air, I think it's a safe bet that I would while away many unproductive hours basking in its dark glory.

*fucks Superbird sandwich*
*zips up*
*smokes cigarette*
*orders Moons Over My Hammy*
*unzips*

I thought Kim Kardashian
was the only celebrity who required a giant ass-trailer.

The lyrics are just so hilariously vulgar that it never occured to me that this was originally recorded in the 30's.

Take Perlman and lay the points.

Damned interesting link, Pugs. I've hear the Asylum Street Spankers version of "Shave 'Em Dry" many times, and had no idea it was a cover…from the '30's, no less.

ah-OOGA! ah-OOGA!

If Julia Roberts had gotten that role, it would have been a jart.

Bill Murray on Letterman was fairly stellar, as well. While he didn't exactly give it a Mickey Rourke-ing, he sure as hell wasn't very interested in trying to promote that new angel movie.

Facial you?
That's a good, that's a good idea. Like that one.

I'm generally against pointless violence,
but, given the sad fates suffered by so many old wrestlers, it is kinda heart-warming to see that the Brooklyn Brawler is alive and kicking in Sin City. That was a perfectly executed sidewalk slam.

The inscription on his photo of Benny Hill is pretty good.

Omar Little: SVU.

Who gives a Schlitt about those two? Hopefully they go old school and get the original host.

That's SIR Corey Hart
He wears his sunglasses at knightings.

Wow. With such champions as Dr. Widow and American Corpse on the job, it is a sad day, indeed, for evil-doers…and for condom manufacturers.

These ideas are all well and good, but none of them will be made until Bellini finally gets his starmaking vehicle.

It is true, but given the amount of baby powder that came billowing out of the guitar, I'm pretty certain it wasn't a spontaneous El-Kabonging.

Billy's connection to grappling
This has been going on for awhile. More than a decade ago I saw Billy Corgan in the ring in the Midwest. He started off playing a song on an accoustic guitar and then, in what must have been an homage to The Honky Tonk Man, ended up clocking somebody over the head with it. His…