Right turn, Lorre.

Despite all of their untold power, the Trilateral Commission could just never pass the bar.

Or a full-on deaf actor, like Marlee Matlin.

No conversation of Hill Street Blues would be complete without a mention of how ungodly hot Veronica Hamel was. You can keep your Allison Bries, kids, make mine Hamel:

*bleaches Sacajawea dollars*
(again)

I propose to you that it was Colonel Kardashian in the D-Box with the auto-tune.

Caught a couple eps last season
Can't say I share Kenny's enthusiasm. But, more importantly, "I can safely assure you that spending a few hours with Bahr/Svetlana will finally get you over that long-standing Sarah Silverman fixation." Um…no, no you cannot.

For one, there are tons of hilariously creative deaths (many of which don't involve being bitten by piranhas). I've always loved stuff like Reanimator, Basket Case and the like. Piranha is a B, exploitation movie, to be sure ( and, yeah, that means boobs-a-plenty). But I thought it was pretty damned good at what it…

I'm with the Bastard, here. The one and only thing I can remember about The State was "I'm dipping my balls in it." Mr. Show was event TV for me in the same way that The Wire was. Plus, as a bonus, it was frequently coupled with Tenacious D shorts that for some reason, weren't listed on the HBO schedule.

Wet Hot American Summer was damned good. But, as a fan of Kids in the Hall, I'll stand with Cookie Monster and say that Brain Candy was a disapointment akin to Run, Ronnie. Ron.

I really dug it, too. It delivered what it promised, in spades.

Coincidentally, I just started rewatching Mr. Show two nights ago. Finished the very short season 1 and have started season 2. It holds up, very well. Like any sketch show, some bits work better than others, but the ones that work are still outstanding.

Biggest argument against hats making a comeback? Steve Ells, founder of Chipotle.*

Schadenfreude
I don't consider myself a particlularly mean person. But I can't deny that I would have liked to have seen Reagan take the Schwarzenegger path and return to Hollywood for at least a couple more movies after his political career was over.

I, for one, support cost-cutting measures in oil rig design.*

Like a Hydra
Sad news yesterday for has-been rapper/reality-star w/plastic white chick, Flavor Flav. Up pops Ice T, today. And so it goes…

So tired of the commercialization of this sacred holiday
It's about time we put the ass back in Christmass.

I can't speak for gynecologists, but I used to make a good living at my profession until all of those amateurs started giving out free moustache rides. 2 years of trade school, and for what?

"Forearm of a longshoreman" brought it home for me.

The Black Dahlia isn't a bad movie, really, but it is a big letdown after LA Confidential.