If there are any openings
for a "supernatural private eye" , a la 'Angel Heart', sign me up.

I will check this out
But someone's gotta ask. how can you review the entire movie and not once even refer to the fact that, apparently, a muskrat attacked Gandolfini's head as he was strolling on the beach?

Looks like they changed it.

Well, they just slapped up a "Hobbit" update, so, close enough.

What, like Neeti or Sonali are gonna hump a yeti?

Between this
and Big Bang Theory, is there some kind of new trend where white guys are constantly fucking their Indian friend's sisters? Because, if so, sign me up.

So, it'll basically be a bunch of guys with riciculously unkempt facial hair, covering songs by a guy with ridiculously over-groomed facial hair?

Maybe. But between this and the Tom Cruise piece, I think we can probably look forward to some Vern Troyer updates, later this afternoon.

I'd say it was a true D plus, based on Larry David's appearance and a pretty decent performance by the Persian guy. Episode 2, had it been reviewed, may well have garnered the legendary and seldom seen F. On top of all of its other failings, the woman playing his wife is not what one would call a good actress, as…

*laboriously folds back of computer monitor*
*looks*
*looks*
*looks*
*regrets the effort*

*sheds silent tear onto Motorhead album*

Strikes me that this would require a radical shift in tone, as the director follows the tedious lives of a series of weary limo drivers, resignedly swabbing bodily fluids from the back seat and remembering their own first handjobs.

*smashes DVD of 'Birdemic' with fluglehorn*

What are the odds of two people in the entertainment field having that name? Is there a concert pianist named Nipsey Russell out there, somewhere?

Just hit the 'reviews' tab in The TV Club. Schedule's still there.

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Stiltman.

Ow, my squards!

*puts on hat*
*tries to light Chesterfield*
*drowns*

I, too, saw that 3D porn in the late 80's. For some reason, it played in an arthouse for only 1 or 2 nights. The most obvious 3D effect I recall was the dangling foot of one of the actresses. Didn't quite measure up to what we'd thought.

Haden, I really, really thought that Mudhoney was the better band. "Here Comes Sickness" and "Touch Me, I'm Sick" are, in my opinion, better than anything Nirvana ever put out. To say nothing of "The Money Will Roll Right In", which pretty much presaged, acknowledged, digested and reflected upon why Kurt would …