AVN Awards Fluffer.

In hindsight, bringing Larry David in must have seemed like a pretty poor choice. On the one hand, it is a fairly ballsy move to just come right out in your first episode and blatantly admit that you're doing a network version of "Curb Your Enthusiasm". On the other, having the titular character share a scene with…

Rowe's totally what sells that show. He's got an irreverent sense of humor and he's just inept enough that you sort of put yourself in his shoes. Occassionally you just have to scratch your head and say, "If I had his kind of money, I think I might have called in sick on the jack-off a horse day."

Always remember to have your citizens spayed or neutered.

*Watson snickers, names capitol of North Dakota*

Order, Order
Will the senator from the proud city of I Tossed Your Mom's Salad 3, Texas please yield the floor?

*hangs "out of business" sign on offices of Juggs magazine*
*sheds silent tear*
*masturbates*

Yeah, I've seen a lot of really old TV, I'm talkin' "I Married Joan" old, and I've never seen a single episode of this. It really doesn't have any of the recognition/fan-base of oldies like "I Love Lucy", "The Andy Griffith Show" or "Leave it to Beaver".

I'm pretty sure it's spelled "onanism".

Hint: I don't do coke.

*frantically starts scripting long abandoned 'Milf Glazer' project*

I was wealthy and succesful five years ago. Do I still qualify for some of that sweet, sweet gold-digger tail?

Ouch! I had the first one coming, but twice? Really?

*Bud Abbott rolls up sleeves, removes watch*

This is all well and good, but what in hell happened to Stan Lee's retirement thread?

I'll take some of them, too.

Now ya tell me.

Everything the wax guy said is absolutely correct. Fare thee well, Stan. (sniff) Fare thee well.

In Praise of Cheeseburgers
I was a bit surprised that anyone from Rob's tribe participated in the challenge. Why not just take the cheeseburgers and strengthen yourself physically for the next challenge? Also, there was even a decent argument to be made for most of the minority tribe takin' the food. The old guy…

In an alternate history, where he and David Carradine were Auto-Focus style wank-buddies, we all would have been saved INXS: Rockstar.