I'm no Reiser fan. But if he has had work done, it's pretty obvious that it wasn't done by whatever B-list Dr. Nick Riviera wannabe that got his hands on Jenner. I'm pretty sure that Bruce's agent/harpy wife has convinced him that he's up for Katherine Helmond's part in the remake of 'Brazil'.

'Hill Street' was my favorite childhood program as well. I'm a bit hesistant to revisit it, as I'm not sure how well it will hold up. Having recently rewatched 3 1/2 seasons of 'Homicide', it really isn't grabbing me the way it did during its original run.

I used to work in a one-screen discount theater that showed this movie for at least two months. It is, indeed, crazy violent. As a result of that relatively brief period of employment, I've probably seen 'Home Alone' and 'Dances with Wolves' more than any other movies. Which can't be seen as a good thing. On the…

Great, he apologized for a couple of annoying songs. When's he gonna get around to apologizing for ruining INXS?

I was born a Time Bandit man, and I'll die a Time Bandit man. If yer jumpin' ships, kyoshi, ya can't possibly go to the evil Sig. Besides, I'm not sure I'd start a mutiny given the Hillstrand arsenal we saw tonight.

Groucho'll drink a bottle of Manischewitz you have on your shelf.

For some reason I seem to remember thinking that that Humpty Hump fella mighta bore a passing resemblance…

The other day I shot a Biggie in my Fubus, how he got in my Fubus, I'll never know.

Ted, I was with ya right up until 'Sinbad'. If I'm gonna let any Star Search loser watch me and Epiphany go at it, it's gonna be Ken Ober.

um…I thought he had it pretty close to perfect with Cruz and Johanssen. Now this? Jesus, Woody, it's like you're reading my mind. Any way you can wedge an 80's Lisa Bonet in there somewhere?

Actually, Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise in 'Magnolia' has to be seen as his finest hour.

There's really not much that separates them. You know, it's kinda like their teeth, 6 a one half-dozen of the other.

The meth problem is all the fault of those consarned revenuers. We used to be plenty happy with our stills.

I used to rake it in back when I was laying out my best gold traps. But things just haven't been the same since I lost old Anna Nicole. And, frankly, Robin Givens just ain't workin' like she used to.

Ah, Mr. Banderas, welcome to Fantasy Island. I understand your fantasy is tackling me? Odd choice, but feel free.

Actually, you're pretty much right about that. Yet, inexplicably, he still loves him some Eric Roberts.

Yes, but I still harken back to better days, when Mickey's uber-hot leading ladies went full on butt-naked.

This has to be called 'Glory Hole'
Mann inserted into 'Glory Hole', Haggis backing.

…I regret nothing!

A ballsy stance, Miller…and one with which I happen to agree.