Meanwhile in New Jersey, Bruce Sprinsteen frantically Googles "statute of limitations".

And the Webby for best Auto-Recycler-O-Matic photo goes to…Ann Hathaway!

Oh, Jesus…

um…I really shoulda read a bit further. Sorry. This never happens to me…my first premature moneyshot, really…um…can I still call you tomorrow?

You know, South, I always thought you were one of the good ones. I'll still forgive you…UNLESS…you complete the daily double of pure evil by also declaring yourself a Dallas Cowboys fan.

ahem…AUDIENCE MEMBERS IN THE FIRST THREE ROWS: PLEASE DON YOUR PONCHOS NOW, THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START:

I suppose I should jump on the bandwagon and start tearing into this song. But the fact that I love the Poster Children's 'If You See Kay"would seem to make me a bit of a hypocrite. In defense of the Poster Kids, though, that song does totally kick ass.

*Roman Polanski schleps out of the courtroom, a free man*

*examines bicycle tracks on Megan Fox's lifeless body*

I'm a big, big fan of Bukowski. And, unlike the man himself, I really dug 'Barfly'. That being said, Robutnik is absolutely correct about how he acted in 'Born into This'. I saw it for the first time a few months ago, and Jesus Christ, some of those scenes are hard to watch.

Damn funny esoteric reference, Miller. Well played, sir.

While I cannot attest to Robuttnik's relative paste-swallowing talents (or lack thereof) both of your other statements were absolutely correct.

"Thirty g a year in homeowner's fees and who do they let move in next door? A gotdamned anaconda!"

See also:

Johnny Marr
Championing confusingly bad haircuts for 25 years, and counting.

I'll see your naked Gretchen Mol, and raise you a naked Nuchy's ex-mistress.

I, too, have always thought that Superman's enemies could really benefit from more self-flagellation.

'Jenifer', 'Pick Me Up' and 'Imprint' were all pretty decent. As above, I think 'Cigarette Burns' was on another level. The handful of others I saw were all, in my opinion, really bad. Never understood the love for the Jeffrey Combs 'Black Cat' episode. Hmmm…turns out I saw more of these than I initially…

Evidence for which can be found in the fact that, even when the guys took several seconds to hand off the camera and switch out, the girl never moved from the doggy-style position. Which isn't to say that she may not have been drugged out of her mind, but it didn't quite seem like 'The Accused" notion of violent…

Yeah, I literally couldn't get through "Pro-Life".