Eh, the movie was ok, but all of those Ex-lax product placement shots got distracting.

Yeah, I miss when Galactus used to host 'The Price is Right', too.

And, to drive the point home, after basically treating her like she's the most despicable human being to ever have walked the face of the Earth, he's genuinely disappointed that he didn't think to ask her out.

I never shoulda sold this bad boy at that garage sale:

"People tell me Ben just make up junk and turn it in
But I never could quite bring myself to write a bunch of shit
Don't like wasting time on music that won't make me proud
But now I found a reason to sit right down and shit some out"

Living in Thailand, I'm constantly being told to smile. I'm perceived as constantly serious/mean-looking. Somehow, I'm guessing that having deep-set Hellboy eyes may contribute to this perception.

If one of your job requirements is having a bleached bung-hole, you may want to reconsider your life choices.

I'm pretty sure that is you, as a young man. It appears to be Al Jolson, in the background.

Somebody call PETA. I knew there was some sort of nefarious reason GeoGreg had all of those jars of peanut butter overflowing his trashcans.

Rifftrax can be very up and down. I didn't paricularly care for their Birdemic riff, but some of the Twilight and Harry Potter ones were pretty damned funny.

Son, you just brought a samurai sword to a ninja gun fight.

*holds envelope to forehead*

Yeah, while it might be less fattening, I'm guessin' the non-butter topping on that is best avoided.

passionately apathetic

The markup on a travel pack of kleenex is exorbitant, though…or so I've heard.

Come on, Craig, if you're only going to read one comic book about vampires, everyone knows it should be…No. Scratch that. No one should be reading comic books about vampires.

I see where you're going with Winstone, but I still think that, like Peter Lorre, Borgnine is one of those guys who just can't be duplicated.

And, apparently, your 'your' is my 'you're'. Jebus.

I live in Bangkok. You're 10 am is my 10 pm. Also, I still like pie.

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